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dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
YOU NASTY.
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thelingerieaddict:

fandomsandfeminism:

magnarangs:


"Y-you…you broke my arm!"
"Of course, I did. This man touched me. I asked him to stop. He did not. I could have done much worse."

Mera’s here, and she’s not putting up with your shit today.

Appropriate response.

Does she have her own series? I would buy it.
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benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

(Source: andrastes-ass, via hannibals-souffle)

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hotdogheroine50:

the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played
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arthurdentistry:

werecarrot:

abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support

LGBT people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality

sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs

LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY

"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra

(Source: werebohen, via fall-out-burn)

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oo0-0oo:

some thoughts about my depression.
my mum asked yesterday so i did this for her.
it may not apply to all people with depression, because different person can have different symptoms.
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filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.
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arnoaryes:

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

I think so hard in brotherhoot with this. 
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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
-(via haileymr)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via andrewscottinmypants)